Hazel. Hi Mike.
Mike. You don’t want money do you ?
Hazel. No Mike I wanted to talk .
Mike. Didn’t we already talk on Lyin .
Hazel. Line yes we have .
Mike . People on Line want money and that little bear with a heart is evil .
Hazel. I hear you wanted relationship advice ?
Mike. That’s true, what’s the cost ?
Hazel. It’s free .
Mike. Hello.Sorry Hazel I need to build trust again .
Hazel. Can you walk and talk me through your problematic Coyote relationship scenario .
Mike. Well the date ended at the ATM with a request for monthly University Tuition . She also seemed to be touch averse . I sensed our arrangement lacked integrity .
Hazel. Did you get advice? This situation seems dire .
Mike. Yes I contacted my friend Dick.
Hazel. Dick who ?
Mike. Dick Johnson . He said I should forge ahead without fear .
He can be extremely persuasive .
He talks about cats a lot too.
Mike. Is there a way out.
Hazel. I would recommend an airline ticket out and I’d punch that dick guy .
Mike . Sounds painful. Thanks for the advice.
Hazel. Sure .
Mike . You sound nice do you pole dance .
About The Author
I am a long time Bangkok resident and writer who still finds the goings on in this city immensely fascinating after 17 short years .
I like to paint a realistic picture of what is going on
and present descriptions of events that defy commercial interference .
My first big fear when arriving in Thailand was losing a wast hours or a wallet . Never 17 years of my life .
I’m from sheep country and I like fishing although it’s difficult to find spots in such an urban environment .
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